Afghan TV Guide

Sunday

8:00 My 33 Sons

8:30 Osama Knows Best

9:00 I Dream of Mohammed

9:30 Let's Mecca Deal

10:00 The Kabul Hillbillies

Monday

8:00 Husseinfeld

8:30 Mad About Everything

9:00 Suddenly Sanctions

9:30 Monday Night Stoning

10:00 Win Bin Laden's Money

10:30 Allah McBeal

Tuesday

8:00 Wheel of Terror and Fortune

8:30 The Price is Right if Osama Says It's Right

9:00 Children are Forbidden From Saying the Darndest Things

9:30 Afganistans Wackiest Public Execution Bloopers

10:00 Buffy the Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer

Wednesday

8:00 Beat the Press

8:30 When Kurds Attack

9:00 Two Guys, A Girl and Pita Bread

9:30 Just Shoot Everyone

10:00 Veilwatch

10:30 US Military Secrets Revealed

Thursday

8:00 Fatima Loves Chachi

8:30 M*U*S*T*A*S*H

9:00 Veronicas Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses and Veils

9:30 Married with 139 Children

10:00 Diagnosis: Heresy

10:30 Eye for an Eye Witness News

Friday

8:00 Judge Saddam

8:30 Suddenly Sanctions

9:00 Funniest Super 8 Home Movies

9:30 Captured Northern Alliance Rebels Say the Darndest Things

10:00 Achmeds Creek

10:30 No-Witness-News

Saturday

8:00 Who Wants to Marry a Terrorist Millionaire?

8:30 Cave and Garden Television

9:00 Camel 54, Where Are You?

9:30 Who's Koran Is It Anyway?

10:00 Teletalibans